Kiddie dance and Pageants...
What a way to spend two weeks.
The first week was Clytie Adams kiddie dance and it was actually pretty easy. A lot of long boring hours, but it had some redeeming moments... (I ain't saying shes a gold digga -- you positively can't go wrong with a-WHITE GIRL!) Gotta be one the best cuts of dance music ever.
One of the other redeeming moments was at the expense of myself.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
WHAT DID THE CABBAGE SAY?!? -- Oh wait...
For those of you who don't know what the heck I'm talking about, here is the back story. During dinner break one night, we (the crew) were sitting around a table eating Pitas (mine had lettuce... leafy Romaine lettuce...) when we got to talking about lettuce. I was reminded of a HILARIOUS joke that goes as follows:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
"Lettuce" in, it's cold outside!
hahaha, hilarious right? (It's quite possibly one of the lamest jokes ever.) So, there I was trying to share this HILARIOUS joke with the crew, when I messed it up. Don't ask me how this happened but instead of saying lettuce the first time, I messed it up and yelled, "WHAT DID THE CABBAGE SAY?!?"
Ah, good times at the VBC... (I'm told often that the only reason they keep me hired on is for entertainment value. Like the moments above. You know, I like to think I'm a useful member of the crew, but then I get to thinking about it and I just get depressed...)
On to pageants!
This week, I've been working up at Weber High school for the Little Miss Cherry Days Pageant and the Miss North Ogden Pageant. It's always interesting going back to work on theatre tech stuff back at the high school after working in college theatre for the past year. You feel so restricted with certain elements such as lighting and sound, yet you feel free-er (is that a word? Probably not) with other aspects. For instance, at the VBC I'm still considered to be one of the newer guys. I've been there almost a year, but I'm still the youngest (90's child) and I don't have much seniority over anyone. So, I feel obligated to do some of the 'lesser jobs' (dock, sweeping, mopping) as the occasion requires before someone else, who has been there longer, has to do it. In all actuality, I don't mind doing these jobs because someone has to do it anyway so it might as well be me, you know?
At Weber High however, I am the most senior crew member there. So, while I am not above mopping or vacuuming, there seems to always be some younger crew member, eager to please, who will happily volunteer before I even accept. That leaves me some more time to tweak with the light cues and help advance the show technically. (It's heartbreaking how little high schools have in the way of tech equipment... :( So few lights for such a big stage. That's just the way it is though.) I feel much more useful though because of the knowledge I've picked up from working at the Browning Center and in classes through the department. It seems like I've made some good changes at the high school that will help out with future shows and help keep things safer.
I just realized that my story about the pageants was actually pretty boring and really didn't have a point. I'm so sorry for that.
Here's what I've learned from this week of pageantry:
1. I'm going to release an album featuring me singing different pageant theme songs from these last few years. "When you find out who you are, you can find your star." "Glamorous. Glamorous, Glamorous. Glamorous." "Hot, Hot, Hot!" "How lovely to be a woman. The wait was well worthwhile. How lovely to wear mascara..." And so on and so on. I think it will be a big hit.
2. I have a natural ability for walking a graceful, runway walk. Somehow I have the posture down pat and I even know which foot to lead off with when changing directions. The pageant director had me lay spike marks for where the contestants need to walk, stop and pose and she had me walk out the path. She said she was impressed with my 'poise' and gracefulness.
3.Yes, it can take an hour and a half to teach 11 women in bathing suits and heels to walk a figure-8 pattern across the stage. Even though I'm pretty sure most of them already understand how in the first ten minutes...
3a. The more modest swimwear and evening wear dresses seem to me to be the most beautiful and have the most class. Just sayin...
4. Some people need to realize that they don't know anything about sound and let us do our job.
4a. Some people (certain contestants' parents) need to realize how not important they really are. Settle down.
5. Pageants are much more fun when you don't have one or more of the 'pageant ladies' on headset with the crew... I'm sure you can imagine why.
6. Taffy and Wheat Thins don't go very well together...
7. Great friends can be hard to come by. I'm just so that glad I have them. :)
So, there it is. Pageants and kiddie dance. Two more days and then I'm done. Woohoo!
(If you have ever been in a pageant, please don't take offense to anything I have said. I have had many close friends be involved with pageants and I have worked enough of them to know that it takes a lot of guts to get up there and share your talents with everyone. I know how much love you put into them and the friendships that are made. It is a lot of hard work and it can be very stressful, and I respect and love you all for that. :) )
That is all. Good night everyone!
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Random question,
Does a conceited person consider themselves to be conceited? Do they know?
Ponder that.
